Coffee Pot, Coffee Pot
Coffee Pot,
Coffee Pot,
It’s time–I need it,
-I want it.
What’s this- Coffee Pot?
Coffee Pot?
You’re not ready?
But Why?
You’ve had all nite–
Com’on, Coffee Pot
Coffee Pot….
–What? Nothing?
You Know–this is just like you-
It’s always something…
“Did you buy filters?”
“Did you ‘put in the water’?”
“Did you GRIND the Beans?”
“Did you, remember to plug me in?”
“Did you, remember to turn me on?”
Ah yes, It’s always something–
and it’s always my fault,
“Purculator Grind?–I won’t work with that..”
“Ohh, you bought espresso grind this time….yeah right like that will make it stronger!”
You know, Coffee Pot
Coffee Pot
A guy like me, in a town like this can go a million places for some coffee—good coffee
–no questions asked-
you just pay and boom! There you are-
You know, Coffee Pot
Coffee Pot,
A guy like me, in a town like this can go a million places and get a different coffee pot-
a new coffee pot-
an exotic coffee pot-
hell, there are coffee pots from Japan, from Taiwan, from Germany, from france.
There are even new models, Coffee Pot, Coffee Pot-
Ones that grind their own beans, BEFORE they start to brew–all by themselves.
You know, Fuck you Coffee Pot, Coffe Pot.
FUCK YOU-I don’t need this, I don’t have to take this.
I,I,I,I, I think it’s over-
shit, I might start drinking TEA.
What do you think of that? Coffee Pot, Coffee Pot?
Wait, I’m sorry…..
I didn’t mean that…
I remember, I-I-know– I can hear you, I can hear your subtle
drip-drip-drip, your
gurgle-gurgle-gurgle
as you finish– your roasted, steamy, earthy aroma…..
I’m sorry coffee pot, coffee pot, I’ve made a terrible mistake….I, I, I,
What’s this? you–you’re–starting to…?
I love you, I, Love YOU coffee pot, coffe pot,
I always have, I always will,
Just keep going–I won’t be like this Again, I promise
I love you Coffee Pot, Coffe Pot,
I’ll always love you, Coffee Pot
Coffee Pot.