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The great “i’ll never” list

A grand collection of things/actions/tastes/preferences/attitudes/ideas that at one point in my life i was, to a more or lesser degree adamantly against, and yet, over a period of time, came to accept/perform/embrace/love/buy/use/partake in (in other words shit i made fun of and the did later).

  • ‘i’ll never have long hair, like a hippy’ (uttered circa 1987) (broken 1990-1997)
  • Why would someone study anything but business in college, everything else is useless and you end up in business anyway (uttered 1988-1991) (broken 1992 (became philosophy major)
  • i dont’ get why people go to europe, the US is big and there’s lots to see. (uttered: 1992ish) (broken when moving to belgium in 1996)
  • i hate cats (uttered 1977-1998) (cat moved in: 1999)
  • i’d never drink diet coke (uttered 1973-1999) (broken: 2000)
  • yoga is dumb, i’d never do it