Jefke.com

making the world a bitter place

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greetings, welcome to jefke.com
thanks for stopping by. i won’t go into all the bio stuff here. you can read that on the about page….

I do need to give something of a disclamier…

you see this is my personal website, oh sure you can call it a blog, but it’s so much more really (ok not really). Let’s get a few things straight right off the bat, ok?

  1. i write about my life, well my version of it anyway. so don’t come here looking for objective facts. I wouldn’t go so far as to call this a memior, but well, it’s subjective.
  2. because of #1 (above) i might write something that might piss you off. sorry about that. but i call them as i see them.
  3. if you are my employer, please don’t read this site–and if you do, please don’t fire me. I don’t really say anything bad, but i need my paycheck, i have a family now.
  4. if you are a family member, just leave now. we can talk later, or something
  5. Spelling–this is a biggie. i rarely spell check or proofread anything. get the fuck over it. you’re smart, smarter than i bet, so if ‘the’ is spelled ‘hte” you’ll figure it out–no it’s not that hard to reread something, but frankly i bore myself, and if i write it, i’m to sick of myself to read it. you’ll be fine. given how much you’re paying to read this, i’d say you’re getting your money’s work.
  6. boozing and blogging–right well i dont’ do this as much anymore, but there was a time when i’d have a coupla belts and then get online and spout off, eww that didn’t sound right. well anyway. blame the evil spirits of the bottle. both for the content and the terrible spelling.

So there you have it. we cool? just go have fun, you crazy kids.