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ever notice that the free/cheap paint can openers that come from paint stores always have a bottle opener integrated into them?
i think it’s safe to say that the only way to paint is drunk, and/or painters are drunks….
that is all.

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that i can’t post shit while i’m painting. I’m serious. the stuff i come up with while i’m painting a white ceiling white. There’s something philosophical about that, painting white white. not in a “this is how to life” sense that most people generally equate to philosophy, more in the absuridty of the human endevour. [...]

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New category: alls about the home owning shit.
Entry 1: it’s been 23 hours since i have been in a home improvement store, i’m starting to get the shakes.

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eBay item 3146042998 (Ends Sep-22-03 08:37:31 PDT) - Collection of 26 Beanie Babies from Ex-Wife
this is funny
very funny

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