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so the book arrives super fast (thanks trial to amazon prime!). natty said, effects of Ditropan, "oh i saw that on oprah, Ditropan blogs, you should tell sean to get it"--which was funny as sean told me to read it, get it. well anyway, buying Ditropan online over the counter, i quickly realized that with my job suddenly requiring me to actually work, Ditropan for sale, and when i'm not working i'm helping with the captain, that i'd never be able to read the book. fuck fuck fuck fuck, Ditropan overnight, i need a drink i need 50 drinks, Rx free Ditropan, i thought.
well natty has some time when the capt crashes on her lap, so she started reading it, Buy Ditropan Without Prescription. and she read the shit out of it. i think it took her 3-4 days to finish it, ordering Ditropan online. all along she kept saying things like "hmm this guy sorta reminds me of you". Buy Ditropan from mexico, which is reassuring when you know the author is writing about himself, and the story is about being an alcoholic and crack addict (for the record i'm real cool i jump on the max (??) i might act crazy but i don't smoke crack--don'tgimmewahnodon'tgimmewahno crack crack)
but then xmas/new years rolled around and i actually had a couple days off and i started the book. it was ok. first thing that struck me was that the author was able to write shit like (not an actual quote):
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so i tell sean i'm reading the book, and he too says, Ditropan no prescription, 'oh yeah, Ditropan for sale, you see that similarities between you and him--really you remind me of him" i'm not sure what to say about that. oh sure i've had some rough times with the booze, the sweet sweet elixir of life, order Ditropan no prescription, but really, Where can i buy Ditropan online, i don't beat people up, and to my knowledge i have never been on a plane in clothing covered with my own snot, piss and vomit, online buy Ditropan without a prescription. wait, i take that back there was the time when i was 4 and on the way back from california my dad gave me half of an adult tylenol and i puked allover everything, Buy Ditropan Without Prescription. but i wasn't boozed up then...or was i?
right so last week the smoking gun prints an article that basically shows that mr. Buy Ditropan without prescription, frey made up all sorts of shit to make his situation seem a bit more extreme. sean im's a link to me--says "see i knew it was all to clean". i didn't read it b/c i hadn't finished the book, Ditropan canada, mexico, india. Buy Ditropan Without Prescription, but now i have and i did. and i even watched part of the larry king interview where frey was defending himself (boooring). Rx free Ditropan,
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further, hell i read junky when i was in my beat phase in college. and i read naked lunch, cheap Ditropan no rx. (and i also read 2 short novels by Burroughs's estranged son--yes i admit it i bought them and didn't notice the .jr next ot the name want' until i got home and read the first few pages that i knew i was an idiot--all in all not bad actually). back then they didnt' have memoirs, so authors just changed fucking names and called it a story, Buy Ditropan Without Prescription. Ditropan street price, From TSG article it seems that frey tried that, and no one would buy the book. so he rewrote it as 'real'--that's pretty shady, Ditropan recreational, but fuck it who cares.
what's really pissing me off is that people are still talking about his. housewives in illinois are suing over it. Buy Ditropan Without Prescription, and that's just embarrassing. the prairie home companion dood keeps joking about it on the show. what is the world coming too. it wasn't a history book, it's not like kids are memorizing this shit, governments aren't being based on the facts of this chumpass' life or non life.
which brings it all back to me, the center of the universe--if i hate this big shit storm, why am i adding to it?
because i have nothing else to write about--other than us going back to sears to buy a new dishwasher.
i need a drink-i need 50 drinks. , well you prolly already knew that.
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October 21st, 2005 · 1 Comment
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so about 3 months ago i finally got on the rss feed aggregator wagon, and started using bloglines to keep track of my favorite blogs.
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right so i come downstairs yesterday to start my day, and low and behold there are some new posts on some of the deal sites. and boom, one is for dell and there is a double deal of coupons on the model i want. so i go to dell to see if the codes work...and one of them doesn't. so i figger that's a sign, so i close the browser and start my work day.
then a couple hrs later there are some other posts up on the forums, and there is a replacement code for another 35 bucks off. so i try that, and it works, and waffle for a bout 15 mins and still don't pull the trigger.
Buy Albendazole Without Prescription, then i off load some pics of the capt. from our current camera on to the lappy. and some of the really nice ones are either out of focus, or too bright or too dark and i got riled up, went back to dell, and bought the fucker. saved close to 100 bucks if i were to order it from best buy or something (with shipping and tax) and saved 60 or so if i bought it from amazon (shipping would have been free from amazon, but you never know how long it'll take). I even told co-worker jimmy and he bought one.
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September 28th, 2005 · 4 Comments
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so i just offloaded a batch of 81 pics from our regular digicam and about 30 or so low fi pics from our video camera, and i'm realizing that we're getting close to having 500 pics of the captain--about 85% of them are of his face- they can be broken in to about 3 or 4 groups:
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ah youth--it's not wasted on the young. it's the young that are wasted. hmm that's either that's very poetic or stupid. hmm, i'll ponder that.
i suppose a blog is the same-- i've had a couple tastes of some good ole backlash from this baby. i definetly not gonna get a job at peta defending rats anytime soon.
i dunno something about the pics of college jackassery, male and female that gets me worried for these kids, i dunno, Buy Cleocin Gel Without Prescription. maybe i've been watching too much of that rome show on hbo. could this whole western/technologcial culture be on its way down---and this time instead of hot sex street shows it's web pages of barely legal girl on girl action. there was a recent article that was presented to me by my my.yahoo page (which i can't access for some reason...telephone pole guys!!??) where some new media company surveyed a lot of brits asking about techno buzz words.
nobody knew what blogging was. Buy Cleocin Gel Without Prescription, though it seems the all know about dogging, some weird thing where people fuck in front of groups of people in parking lots out in the country side--it seems one sends text messages out to people and they all gather and watch people fucking--bizzare. oh and they know about happy slapping, where one kid slaps an innocent person on teh street, and another kid films in on their cell phone and they distribute it on the web--to great chuckles of the interweb. that sort of shit scares me. i imagine that doesn't happen over here b/c somebody would slap some guy and that guy would just shoot him. that's be great up on the web. good times, Buy Cleocin Gel Without Prescription.
ok i'll stop now. i'm just worried kids--think about it, after the roman empire there was the dark ages--where people got all religious and shit---it could happen again only this time instead of gregorian chants there'll be some sort of fundementalist something chant (ok that didn't-work did it).
so lets sum up--the internet has led to people having more fun in college now than i had, girls make out with girls seemingly without any external encouragement and then take pictures of it and post it on the internet, which had led to the decline of western civilzation and the rise of fundimentalist backlash that will tumble us into another dark age.
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