Not sure they told you at home depot, but they’re a couple tricks with those drainage pipes. the one is that you’ve go to lay them in gravel – the kind with the really small pebbles. The other trick is that you need to wrap some sort of membrane around the drainage pipe, so that all the dirt doesn’t clog it up, leaving you with the same problem again. so ideally, what you want to have is a layer of gravel, then the membrane, then some more gravel and the drainage pipe, whcih you then tuck the membrane around and top off with more gravel. of course you fucking already knew this. if not, fly me over, i’ll take care of it for ya.

Man, Halloween, that’s like a few weeks away! You kids must be excited