holy cow kids it’s been a long time. but fuck i’ve been busy, and a whole fuck ton of shit has changed. so listen up, rapid fire like
- i actually traded in my corporate whore wings to go work for the DFTU client. i can’t get in to the details but it was a long, painful, stressful process. but tis over now. i’m no longer a consultant. i dunno if any of you care but it’s a big big big deal. ok not really. but whatever. anyway, i have a real job now, ok that’s not true, the shit i’ve been doing for the last 2 years is now somewhat more offical. go me.
- natty’s pregnant. i hinted toward that in the last post, uh 3 months a go or whatever. well here it is, she’s preggers and i’m the goddamned father. err well at least i think. she’s at 17 weeks tomorrow and just getting out of the pukey, i hate the world especially you jefke phase. it seems the wow i’m huge and this really sucks phase is already starting. apparenlty baby 2.0 likes his/her space and is trying to set up a condo in there. what’s that saying? if men had to have the kids there’d be none. damn. fucking. straight.
- we have a realtor coming by the house on saturday. kid 2.0 calls many things in to question, firstly our 14.5 ft wide house. it’s fuckign small kids. oh sure, people raise 22 kids in a studio appartment in queens. yay, good for them, jefke don’t rock that. so we have 2 choices. either add on to our house (which is fairly doable) or move. adding on will be a process similar to pregnancy, but this time i’ll be feeling the physical pain. adn will not be done by the time 2.0 arrives. moving will suck big ass, as we’d need to ‘stage’ and sell our house. then actually move, and hten fix the new house. fucked on both fronts if ask me. a dp of badtimes. but somethign has to change. ok well maybe not. but perhaps. we’re entertianing both scenarios.
- the subie, while all that and a bag of old school taco flavored doritos, is a gas hog (yes i needed the goddamned turbo, fuck you) and actually doesn’t have that much space in the end. espcically for the air craft carrier sized double storllers natty is looking at. so on top/instead/or never, we are considering the jump to the mini van. yes, i understand people have 2 kids in a camry. they’re idiots. we have a dog and 3 cats and lots of shit. we neeed a big car. get over it.
so that’s pretty much teh update. i have heartburn and i’m getting my sympathy fat groove on.
so, yeah. that’s my update.
love and kisses
jefke
6 responses so far ↓
1 jefke // May 22, 2008 at 4:51 pm
oh right, and i had a birthday. i’m older that i used to be. in oh
so
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2 Natty // May 29, 2008 at 8:51 am
Hi Jefke, Didn’t want you to think no one was reading. I also wanted to post my latest finding. It’s so weird that I had to get it out there. For those who didn’t know, Jeff is sick (fever, feels yucky), so I went to get him some foods he likes from Superfresh yesterday. One of those things was Spaghettios. I found the section with all the canned pasta products and looked and looked and looked for Spaghettios, but could not find them. I finally spotted some America’s Choice spaghetti rings in tomato sauce. I asked one of the Superfresh people where I could find Spaghettios. She looked in the aisle, looked in her computer Spaghettios locator, and still came up with nothing. I began to think that maybe there was some sort of Spaghettios recall that I hadn’t yet heard about. How could there be no Spaghettios on the shelf? Had they stopped making them? Maybe they had and I didn’t know about it since I haven’t bought them in years. The Superfresh lady suggested I ask at customer service where I might find them (maybe they had their own special Spaghettios section away from the other canned pastas). So after a relatively long wait with a sleepy Nathan in tow, I was finally able to ask. The customer service lady had to page the Spaghettios clerk to finally get an answer to the mystery. It turns out that Spaghettios are now a discontinued item at our Superfresh. How can Spaghettios be discontinued? That’s like saying that they no longer carry Jello or Old El Paso taco shells. I dunno, just doesn’t seem right. Also consider that we live in an area that, though there is a lot of hipster action and regentrification going on, there are also plenty of down-to-earth Spaghettios-eating types. I can’t imagine that there is no market for Spaghettios here. So, in then end I bought the America’s Choice (ironic that they should call it America’s Choice, as there was no choice at all) spaghetti rings in tomato sauce and called it a day. Actually, once I had them in the pot, they tasted a lot like the real thing. Maybe Giant will still have them. I’ll have to check.
3 Natty // May 29, 2008 at 8:53 am
Wow, I’ve never written “Spaghettios” so many times in my life. I’m not sure that I’ve ever written Spaghettios before today.
4 bobbyopulent // Jun 3, 2008 at 7:31 pm
Hi Jeff, that’s right I follow your life like a David Spade assistant.
Congrats on all your crazy crap.
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6 jsargevt // Jun 10, 2008 at 2:39 pm
Jeff – We traded in the Subie for a Honda Pilot. I have to say that was a great move – we can pack us, Miles and the 3 dogs + all our crap for a long weekend in VT with only a little creative packing.
Congrats on the news! Hope that Natty is foing well!!