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i can’t find my glasses. i haven’t left the house in 3 days, so they’re in there somewhere, but fuck if i can find them. so here i am, on the train to work, and without glasses. i can see a fair bit, my dr. always says i have a mild prescription and shouldn’t need [...]

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i’d like to nominate that for my best title ever, save the angry nipple dead squirrel one.
right, so last night i had an appointment after work, and try as i may (have?) i couldn’t get back to union station to make the 6:05 train. ok no worries there is a 6:40.
well i get to the [...]

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so i’m getting ready to do the wedding thing, and i pull this suit out of my suit closet.
it’s in plastic, so i know it’s been to the cleaners lately, and i’m thinking, ah, good it’sbeen to the cleaners lately. so’s i start to put it on, and i go to button the button on [...]

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or for that matter how well does jefke know the jefke (wow, i’ve been watching charolette’s web too much lately, ah parenting)
so i’m not exactly sure how this works, but go here:

and fill out the form. it over lays what YOU say with what the jefke said and we’ll see if i’m totally super awesome, [...]

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