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ah laborday weekend–the symbolic end of the summer–though the heat and grime and humidity persist into late september here–but i digress.

the weekend started off quietly enough-then on saturday we headed up to mount st. kitchen for a late season pool party.  there were kids running around everywhere, dogs, booze, dancing girls, all the trappings of a labor day rockfest. i was enjoying the beer liberally, and at one point i asked the capt if he would like to go swimming–he said yes, so we got or suits on and got ready to get in. naturally he chickened out right at the last minute. so we aborted. don then tricked me into standing next to the pool and proceeded to push me in, which fits in to his over all bully mentality. (just kidding).

after a few more beers, the possibility of us not driving back to baltimore came up and since we had mr. henry with us. i was all over it. once that was settled, don busted out the wii, which i have never played before. given that most of the games are sports related, you can imagine how good (or not good) i was at it-but man it was fun drunk. the damn thing is pretty accurate–especially bowling-i guttered every ball, just like i do in real life. a bit later we tried boxing, and i’ll be damned if don, a guy that has beaten people up, did not beat me, a guy that has been beaten up. oh i didn’t win-but we pretty much tied-yay for drunk err, muscles?

i then proceeded to pass out on their plush reclining couch/chair thing and natty got to have some fun waking me up and havimg me mutter nonsense in my half sleep. it’s her current pastime–she’ll say ‘JEFKE GOTO BED” and i’ll envitiably mutter something like “i WILL after i put the tractor on the lift and talk to the sniper about the mole problem, and creamed spinach casserole” or something. this always amuses her.

sunday morn we headed home, it was rather uneventful, infact sunday was pretty much uneventful all around.

monday was more of the same, headed up to homedepot to figure out some anti henry in the flowers solutions, of whihc none were totally satisfying-and ended up at the fancy wegmans up north of the city. exciting–huh.

and uh, well that’s about it. sorry about that.

I’ll leave you with gem, that was posed to me as a possible post topic by jimmy-i’ll bread the emergency glass now and use it to get out of this one–

If you had to share a cubicle with 5 celebrities or historical figures–who would be your top pics and your worst-i could never d o it pics?  (and try to be somewhat creative, not just 5 super models or pr0n stars or something).

me:

Yes:

1. jon stewart
2. will farrell
3. early 90’s hot/evil/sex/  madonna (i bet she’s good at powerpoint)
4. bill clinton
5. Ice-T

No:

1. dick cheney
2. tucker carlson
3. tom cruise
4. Dr. Phil
5. jeebus christ

please list your responses in the comments section (thanks for that one jimmy)