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So yesterday,
(sidebar, ever notice how i start every post with ’so’? i think this is a habit i picked up from my former boss, colby who owned the deli i worked at in college, he’s always start stories with a ’so’, just sorta stuck. i like it, it makes it seem like it’s all on [...]

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so being onsite at the DFTU client has brought several things to light for me. the first is, buying diet cokes from vendors other than grocery stores is fucking expensive. perhaps more importantly, i realized that i have about 6 days of onsite consulting uniforms. my uniform is blue shirt, black pants (just short of [...]

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after 4 months of wednesday trips up and back to nyc, finally a member of amtrak’s wonderful (and seriously i’m not being sarcastic) staff, finally reconginzes me. I now have a new friend named june that runs the cafe car on the 5:39 south out of nyp penn station.  my identifiying factor–i drink cans of [...]

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jesus fucking christ
so not only have i not drafted a post in weeks, i haven’t even fucking read my cocksucking rss reader in weeks. WTF?
wow that feels good.
right, so yeah, i’ve been busier than a whore at a actuary convention (ok that doesn’t make sense they’d know the probability of catching something, but work with [...]

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