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riveting title, i know- btw anyone know how to say that word–primer. i always thought it was prime-r like to prime an engine or put a coat of primer on before painting, lately i’ve heard “prim-r” like prim and proper, prim-er. somebody make sense of all this.
anyway…
it figures that, out of all the hotwater heaters [...]

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sounds literary doesn’t it. well the story’s not very, err, lit-er-ary.
last night, natty drew the short straw and was giving the capt his bath (captbath) and she mentioned that the water didnt’ seem to get very hot and the pressure was low. i immediately pictured the hot water heater split down the middle, flooding the [...]

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on new years eve–care to wager a guess as to why?
was jefke…..

so loaded from 5 rapid back to back martini’s?
knocked out by a well placed right hook from natty when he commented that he “accidentally noticed ‘that chick wasn’t wearing any underwear’ “?
in bed, hopped up on nyquil b/c of a killer cold he caught [...]

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