elevators-
- is there elevator software?
- are the programmed to go to the top or bottom to wait for more people?
- when do they service elevators–the middle of the night?
- does elevator 1 know where elevator 2, 3 or 4 is?
bathrooms and fat people-
- not pc, i know but does anyone else notice that large people seem to stink up bathrooms more than, err, average people.
- they never seem to use the urinals, they always need to crap…what’s up with that
- it’s gotten so that i’ll almost skip the trip if i see a big person go in.
receptionists-
- i’ve done it, it’s not fun.
- but i never had a gig where i could read the paper with no guilt, and well, i think i wouldn’t like that. i mean sure at first, but then wouldn’t it get boring
- i
- can’t
- stop
- using the
- bullets.
ok that’s all.
3 responses so far ↓
1 don // Mar 30, 2006 at 1:19 pm
That’s b/c fat people shit out about 5x more poop than an average person like yourself.
2 Jimmy // Mar 30, 2006 at 1:32 pm
http://www.secomintl.com/elevators.html
3 Natty // Mar 30, 2006 at 8:03 pm
maybe the fat thing is just a fat man thing. I see lots of larger women use the bathroom with the same efficiency as everyone else. When I worked at Polo, I could pretty much do/read whatever I wanted when I answered the phone there. Sucked when they took the computer away, but I can’t complain too much. I basically got paid to plan our wedding.