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quick office building thoughts before my 1 oclock meeting

March 30th, 2006 · 3 Comments

elevators-

  • is there elevator software?
  • are the programmed to go to the top or bottom to wait for more people?
  • when do they service elevators–the middle of the night?
  • does elevator 1 know where elevator 2, 3 or 4 is?

bathrooms and fat people-

  • not pc, i know but does anyone else notice that large people seem to stink up bathrooms more than, err, average people.
  • they never seem to use the urinals, they always need to crap…what’s up with that
  • it’s gotten so that i’ll almost skip the trip if i see a big person go in.

receptionists-

  • i’ve done it, it’s not fun.
  • but i never had a gig where i could read the paper with no guilt, and well, i think i wouldn’t like that. i mean sure at first, but then wouldn’t it get boring
  • i
  • can’t
  • stop
  • using the
  • bullets.

ok that’s all.

 

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3 responses so far ↓

  • 1 don // Mar 30, 2006 at 1:19 pm

    That’s b/c fat people shit out about 5x more poop than an average person like yourself.

  • 2 Jimmy // Mar 30, 2006 at 1:32 pm

    http://www.secomintl.com/elevators.html

  • 3 Natty // Mar 30, 2006 at 8:03 pm

    maybe the fat thing is just a fat man thing. I see lots of larger women use the bathroom with the same efficiency as everyone else. When I worked at Polo, I could pretty much do/read whatever I wanted when I answered the phone there. Sucked when they took the computer away, but I can’t complain too much. I basically got paid to plan our wedding.