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3 months worth of dog shit…

March 13th, 2006 · 1 Comment

oh get ready people! oh you just betta get READY!!

quite an start, no? no i’m not all riled up. what the hell does that mean any way, oh–well that’s pretty straight forward. oh wow, and i tried this shit last post too, man, that’s lame. well anyway ON WITH THE WEEKEND RECAP

so friday, i can’t remember what we did. yup, that much fun

saturday i got up early b/c my list of shit i really have to do or i’ll go insane was getting pretty long, so i just started in on it. paid some bills. took a shower, got some laundry folded. then the boy got up, i helped with him and then when he went down for his mornig nap, i hit the road–errands bitch, that’s why god created saturdays.

first to the laundromat to wash all of the dog/cat beds in house. i pity the foo that gets that industrial front loader after i washed henry’s bed cover in there, ick.  saturday was freakishly hot, well not as hot as today, but really unnaturally warm, and it brought out the freaks, and they all headed to the laundromat. i can’t even remember anything specific, but it was just freaks on parade in there.

left laundromat, when to cleaners, got the usual “how about 2 weeks from now?” no what about tuesday routine. losers.

went up to lowes. i guess it’s the weather but man, i’ve been getting the home improvement bug bad lately. i dunno what to do i just want to work on teh house, must be nesting instinct or something. at any rate i was very very proud of myself, got in and out of there in 15 mins and only bought a filter for the ice maker and some storage containers. i tell you if this had been 2 years ago, i would have left with 8 landscape instruments and a sheet of drywall that i wouldn’t have needed but just “thought it woudl be good to have around” i feel like a reformed alcoholic returnign to a bar and having a wine spritzer or something. err, well yes, that is what i meant to say.

then to petsmart, a fucking madhouse b/c of come and pretend you’re gonna adopt a pet but then not really day, and then instead clog up the aisles with your huge 900 pound ass because you can’t figure out how to get out of the store, day.  yeah, that was fun.

thought i’d get some baja fresh for lunch. line was too long. left. died a little bit on the inside, really wanted a burrito ultimo.

got home, unloaded. helped with baby, whole family went to local kitzch resturant to meet jono for a coupla beers.  the capt is getting better and better at being out in public, and while he used to just smile when peopel acted like asses, he’s starting to get this sly look where i’m pretty sure he’s sizing them up and judging them. well that or he’s just getting shy, not sure which.

back home, watch tv, go to bed.

sunday:

get up, tend to animals. help with baby, go out and pick up 3 months worth of dog shit–literally, it’s been a very long time since i scooped the yard, and man, it was very uncool. so i’m totally not down with the ipod culture, i was out there about 20 mins, mutterign to myself “wow, i guess shit really can petrify” and shit like that, and i remembered, that i could be doing this, whilst dancing as siloette. so i did. and lemme tell you, pantera made the shit that much easier to pick up.  then food, and off too natty’s friend’s house, they jsut had their 2nd baby. as it turns out the capt is deathly afraid of infant cries. not cool.

so we’ve been talking alot about where we want to live next. oh it’ll prolly be a year or 2 off, but i’d liek to get a line on it, so you know , i can obsess over the market where ever that is and shit.  we’ve been kicking around trying to get back to vermont, or sticking around the muriland or maybe going out west, or boston or we dunno. the more i hear about the houseing market, the less i feel liek we’ll ever be able to actually move anywhere. so i honestly started wondering that IF the neighborhood keeps improving (and it should as there are soon to be 4 new owners on our block), and IF we could add on to this house, well maybe it would be worth staying for a few years. so i’m telling this to natty as we head out to her friend’s.  as we get on teh main road to get to the highway. i notice an older guy, in a neon orange foam baseball hat, standing but the edge of a wall of a bar, opening and chugging a little bottle of vodka. mmm local charm.

on the way home, i saw him a few blocks up the road, passed out on a bench. ah, city living.

any way, get back home, watch and bathe the boy, natty makes very complicated recipe out of her vegitarian cookbook, while good, it re affrims my belief that one had to do 18x’s more work to be a vegitarian than just eat meat. not that this recipe was an actual substitute for a meated receipe. but you know, ah well fuck it. trust me on this, ok.

then….it was time, premier of the sopranos. i went in with a low expectations, as well i cant’ remember any of the story lines. and well i wasn’t disappointed, and was happy with the show. we had to stop it like 8 times b/c  the boy is having teething pain. but all in all i enjoyed it, and will be looking forward to next week.

and to answer your question, no i didnt’ see the paxton show nor his unit. i hope to catch that sometime this week. the unit, not the show _rimshot_. though i dunno natty get all riled up over polygamy, not sure if iwas a problem before we met or what, but even on the TV it angers her. i migh thave to watch it at 2 am or something.

THIS CONCLUDES THE WEEKEND RECAP.

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1 response so far ↓

  • 1 rud // Mar 14, 2006 at 2:45 am

    (Weird, last night i couldn’t log in from my mac, this morning i could from leuven, with ie)

    ANyways, Drywall is Great to have around. I like to get it delivered, and then when i’m in the mood i rasp off some powder from one of the ends, cut up some lines and …

    the thing i’d like to see you write about is how you act when your baby is interacting with some strangers’ baby, whilst you and those ‘other’ parents are just sitting or standing there. For me it’s always really awkward, i don’t know what sort of eye contact i’m supposed to make. And then there’s when the other mommy comes over and sits at your cafe table and starts palying with your and her baby; am i juwst supposed to watch at every moment, or can i go on with my converstaion with my spouse? Uncomfy.