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elevators-

is there elevator software?
are the programmed to go to the top or bottom to wait for more people?
when do they service elevators–the middle of the night?
does elevator 1 know where elevator 2, 3 or 4 is?

bathrooms and fat people-

not pc, i know but does anyone else notice that large people seem to stink up bathrooms [...]

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much like the wedge thing i’m not sure how the sloan(e?) thing came up–again i’m not entirely comfortable spouting off about people on the interweb, it’s not like it used to be. i guess it’s been all the booze over the year, but to be honest, i can’t remember her last name exactly. something like [...]

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i guess i have to assume that the quebe knew i’d explain packing a wedge in my usual round about manner, but you can’t have a story with out some context setting.
right–so my freshman year of college my roommate was a lacrosse player from the boston area–which was particularly ironic, b/c i had said, aloud,-several [...]

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right so i’ve been tinkering around with the site a bit…upped the old disclaimer and the about page from the old old site…put up the words section and some content there…as well as a contact form…it’s almost like the old days…
enjoy.

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