i guess that monster post shut you all up. well good. well not good actually but don’t worry. i’m not upset. ok i’m crushed but no biggie.
some quick thoughts. all on semi current events and shit.
- ok, is it me or does the ‘president’ of iran look like he is a college poly sci teacher. I’m pretty sure he wears sneakers all the time. i dunno i like my axis of evil people dressed all crazy ass, like they’re members of some middle eastern spin off of a george clinton band. this guy smiles and seems like he might make a killer beer cheese soup. W better come up wiht some good hate mongering tonight b/c i’m not feeling the hate.
- so a coupla journalists got f’d up in iraq. and the get allsorts of special medical attention and get flown to germany and then home lickity split. granted i have no idea what i’m talking about. but i feel weird about the whole thing, they might be the only people that have been blown up that actually wanted to go over there. again i have no idea, but i feel like most soliders don’t get that sort of attention after an explosion. bascially no one should be there nto even the iraqis. lets just blame the landscape at this point. seems to be the only thing left.
- Greenspan is leaving today. i wonder what it’s like to be pretty much the most powerful non military backed person on the planet. and now he’s just hanging it up. what’s tomorrow gonna be like. maybe he’ll play golf or go fishin or something. or start an epic game of rollercoaster tycoon. wonder really. good bye old friend. you’re words of warning sucked the wind out of the industry that was waywayway over paying me for a job where i didn’t have to shave and i got free booze all the time. rot in hell. well actually also jacked up this housing market so that i prolly will make more on that than i ever would in dotdollars. well unless you replacement fucks me over. then i’ll have lost 2 times.
- alito was sworn in. actually, maybe it was my boozed up senior year, but i can’t really remeber why the surpreme court is important anymore. something about interpreting the constitution or something. i dunno seems to me that it takes 20 years for anything to get before them and when it does, half the states dont’ pay attention any way. maybe i’m over simplifying. while we’re at it can someone explain why we have states anyway. lets just become America, i say–1 tax rate, 1 set of laws, 1 universal id card, 1 license plate, and 1 time zone. and everyone wiill have to change their underwear every 20 minutes, and so that we can check everyone will wear their underwear on the outside of their pants….(that’s a reference people)
- uh i just ran out of steam.
I actually have to leave the house tomorrow to go to a client, so no posts. though i hope the trip will make my mind fecund with topics for new posts. no i’m not sure if i used that correctly. but hell i tried.
3 responses so far ↓
1 rcg // Feb 2, 2006 at 2:30 pm
I like theshotgun approach of this post.
The epic post about boozing in VT was OK, but you’ve got to learn how to close a narrative that lengthy — you sensed it yourself. Get an ending, then work backward.
Mop’n’scrub the damn floor.
The Iranian beer-cheese soup line is brilliant.
2 jefke // Feb 2, 2006 at 5:04 pm
wasnt’ VT, it was CT did i typo that? damn.
3 jefke // Feb 2, 2006 at 5:08 pm
actually i see what you’re saying and you’re prolly right, but to be honest, i didnt’ write it as a story story with an arc or anything–it was, and still is bascially a very highschool story, and by that, i mean pointless and with out any redeeming value. i didnt’ really learn much from it, not anything that i didn’t know already and anyone with an ounce of common sense would have known. i just sorta dumped it
so screw you quebey no lit crit allowed around here.