http://www.jefke.com/2006/01/31/it-was-only-half-a-bottle/ making the world a bitter place Mon, 26 Apr 2010 06:54:21 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 http://www.jefke.com/2006/01/31/it-was-only-half-a-bottle/comment-page-1/#comment-2803 brian Tue, 21 Feb 2006 06:45:44 +0000 http://66.246.156.57/~jefkecom/?p=792#comment-2803 I am Brian, and I approve this message. I am Brian, and I approve this message.

]]> http://www.jefke.com/2006/01/31/it-was-only-half-a-bottle/comment-page-1/#comment-2748 rud Thu, 02 Feb 2006 01:05:30 +0000 http://66.246.156.57/~jefkecom/?p=792#comment-2748 if we're in a mood fof sharing, in an analogous experience (my first with bourbon, she broke my cherry), i stuffed myself in a dryer when the nice jappy kids took the bottle (big, plastic, with molded eazee grip) away. if we’re in a mood fof sharing, in an analogous experience (my first with bourbon, she broke my cherry), i stuffed myself in a dryer when the nice jappy kids took the bottle (big, plastic, with molded eazee grip) away.

]]> http://www.jefke.com/2006/01/31/it-was-only-half-a-bottle/comment-page-1/#comment-2747 jefke Wed, 01 Feb 2006 00:32:25 +0000 http://66.246.156.57/~jefkecom/?p=792#comment-2747 i have never gulped bombay i my life i have never gulped bombay i my life

]]> http://www.jefke.com/2006/01/31/it-was-only-half-a-bottle/comment-page-1/#comment-2746 Natty Tue, 31 Jan 2006 23:01:54 +0000 http://66.246.156.57/~jefkecom/?p=792#comment-2746 In Jeff's defense, both those incidents were a long time ago and he doesn't seem to drink like that anymore. He's grown into the martini, thus he boozes like an adult now (why waste time with a shot glass when you can just gulp it from a birdbath?). In Jeff’s defense, both those incidents were a long time ago and he doesn’t seem to drink like that anymore. He’s grown into the martini, thus he boozes like an adult now (why waste time with a shot glass when you can just gulp it from a birdbath?).

]]> http://www.jefke.com/2006/01/31/it-was-only-half-a-bottle/comment-page-1/#comment-2745 Natty Tue, 31 Jan 2006 23:00:13 +0000 http://66.246.156.57/~jefkecom/?p=792#comment-2745 We had a minty evening when we were in school in Vermont- me, Jefke, and Sarge. Ice 101, horrible experience, especially since the mininess ruins the pleasantness of brushing your teeth the next morning. ACW, it's really no different than drinking Scope. Ugh, I get chills just thinking about it. That's what happens when you're bored in Vermont. Oh, and Jefke had some heated words with a mop one night at my Russian Club party. After many vodka shots (chased by pickles- not bad, not bad at all), Jefke started claiming that the mop was his only friend and I literally fell on my face on our way home. Funny, I seem to have outgrown the drinking thing, apart from a glass of wine here and there. I'm still waiting on Jeff. We had a minty evening when we were in school in Vermont- me, Jefke, and Sarge. Ice 101, horrible experience, especially since the mininess ruins the pleasantness of brushing your teeth the next morning. ACW, it’s really no different than drinking Scope. Ugh, I get chills just thinking about it. That’s what happens when you’re bored in Vermont. Oh, and Jefke had some heated words with a mop one night at my Russian Club party. After many vodka shots (chased by pickles- not bad, not bad at all), Jefke started claiming that the mop was his only friend and I literally fell on my face on our way home. Funny, I seem to have outgrown the drinking thing, apart from a glass of wine here and there. I’m still waiting on Jeff.

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