jefke.com is floundering people, and i dunno what to do.
readership is down (well, i dunno for sure but i think it is–we’re averaging 14 hits instead of 16). commenting has dried up. i’m posting infrequently and crappily. could this be the end?
oh we’ve been through a lot you and i, fair reader. i imagine it’s just time for jefke.com to evolve yet again. or not, fuck i dunno.
i need to get back to basics, i think,
oh hell i dunno what i mean by that.
well i’ve wasted too much time today in my precious "before the boy wakes up" time. so i need to get to work. but really we need a new direction. which way should i go?
i"m tempted to start capturing some stories of days gone by…an online memoir (teehee) except not make shit up. well maybe make up a little, but you know, stick to the facts. this has been done before…witt and wisdom went that way. and well, i don’t visit there regulaly anymore, and bascially that’s why. granted he seemed to want to be all "mr. writer" about shit, where as i’d just be telling stories. so maybe it’d work.
then there’s just surrendering and starting to post everyting on the baby blog (ahem jimmy) hell i could start doing reviews of baby products and shit, god knows i’m buying enough crap. so there’s that.
i dunno, it looks like work might cool down in a couple weeks, so maybe i’ll have time to write again. i just don’t know.
well if you haven’t already, get a damn rss reader (like bloglines for example) and subscribe to this feed and then you’ll instantly know if i’ve written anything. i fear some people stopped, err stopping by b/c of the stretches of inactivity. well either that or the crap i’ve been posting. i’m sure its one of the 2. don’t forget to add facadefactor too, since ihave been plans for that in Feb. (yeah right)
jefke note: wow, that was really really bad in terms of readabilty–even for my standards, gee i wonder if that has anything to do with the drop in activity…well anyway i edited a bit…so there’s that.
20 responses so far ↓
1 The Other Jeff // Jan 27, 2006 at 8:42 am
Hey man - I’m still here! It is frustrating to come day after day to no updates tho, so maybe that feed will help!
Keep your chin up, your humor helps us corporate types make it through the morning.
2 Don // Jan 27, 2006 at 8:55 am
I say don’t change anything. The posts will come to you when you have something that is worth posting (not saying that what you have posted isn’t worth posting).
Or, you could setup a blog where you talk about being gay, and all the gay man love sex that you have all the time. At least that way you may attract some new visitors and commentors.
3 jefke // Jan 27, 2006 at 10:34 am
mmm gay
i wonder if ACW’s post about 50k visitors is a personal kick in my bloggersblock balls. whotta jerk
/jealous/
4 anonymouscoworker // Jan 27, 2006 at 11:22 am
It’s completely coincidental. I get 90% of my hits froom people looking for necrophilia. Gross.
5 Don // Jan 27, 2006 at 11:35 am
Not that this applies to ACW, but most people don’t know the difference between HITS and visitors. A “HIT” is anytime something is requested from the server (i.e. an icon image). A visitor generates MANY, MANY hits during his/her visit.
So if somebody says they have a million hits on their website, it usually does not mean a million visitors.
6 Natty // Jan 27, 2006 at 12:30 pm
Funny, either this morning or last night I was gonna see if I could work to break your record of number of comments to your post.
7 Natty // Jan 27, 2006 at 12:31 pm
Even if it meant posting one little thing at a time.
8 Natty // Jan 27, 2006 at 12:31 pm
Ooh, snazzy little anti-robot device.
9 Natty // Jan 27, 2006 at 12:32 pm
Just thought all the comments might give you a mental boost.
10 jefke // Jan 27, 2006 at 12:41 pm
actually i can’t belive i haven’t said this before to ACW–there’s a great TSOL song about banging dead chicks: code blue. I have the MP3 somewhere. it’s good tsol, before they went all touchy feely and way before they went all LA guns metal
11 jefke // Jan 27, 2006 at 12:42 pm
ah the interweb, what a wonder!
http://www.mp3miracle.com/TSOL/CodeBlue/
12 jefke // Jan 27, 2006 at 12:44 pm
Lyrics:
I never got along with the girls at my school
Filling me up with all their morals and their rules
They’d pile all their problems on my head
I’d rather go out and f**k the dead
‘Cause I can do what I want and they won’t complain
I wanna f**k I wanna f**k the dead
Middle of the night so silently
I creep on over to the mortuary
Lift up the casket and fiddle with the dead
Their cold blue flesh makes me turn red
‘Cause I can do what I want and they won’t complain
I wanna f**k I wanna f**k the dead
And I don’t even care how she died…
But I like it better if she smells of formaldehyde!
Never on the rag or say leave me alone
They don’t scream and they don’t moan
Don’t even cry if I shoot in their hair
Lying on the table she smiles and she stares
13 JRAT // Jan 27, 2006 at 5:32 pm
KEEP DOING WHAT YOU HAVE BEEN DOING.I READ BUT DON’T POST.HOW MANY OTHERS COULD THERE BE?
14 rcg // Jan 27, 2006 at 8:13 pm
I check in daily, jefke. Haven’t had time to comment, is all. Loved the Mr. Paws sotry, inconclusive but likey sad ending notwithstanding.
I don’t really know what “notwithstanding” means.
15 B // Jan 27, 2006 at 9:22 pm
No comment.
16 Natty // Jan 28, 2006 at 8:46 am
Oh, please don’t assume that the doggy story did not end well. Maybe the right family found him, you never know. Just gotta hope it did. At least we did not leave him on the cold streets (to be hungry, freezing, hit by a car, etc.).
17 jefke // Jan 28, 2006 at 7:14 pm
someone that, when forced to enter a user name, chooses “JRAT”, reads my website. if there’s any reason to carry on. it’s that.
i’m not being sarcastic, i’m serious. fuck, now that i read that it seems like i’m being sarcastic, but shit, i’m not
doh, that’ makes it worse.
aww christ
what’s the record on comments round here?
18 rud // Jan 30, 2006 at 5:40 pm
It’s prolly ’cause, ‘an evah since, you mentioned that vasilenicous fuck. Perge your blog logs, and youl bee alright.
(This has been a brief tribute to jefkegraphy.)
19 jefke // Jan 31, 2006 at 8:17 am
he lives…!!..?
though i cant’ say as i understand…blog logs?
20 anonymouscoworker // Jan 31, 2006 at 10:26 am
Ha ha ha! That song is awesome! I’m going to download it (and post about it) when I get home.