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snipets of what could be posts, i will try to end each with a rhetorical question: (why? what do you care?)

• have any of you ever actually finished a bottle/jar of a spice (not salt/pepper)? we’re almost done with one of garlic powder that is from 1999 i think, i’m pretty excited. i have spices from my first apartment in college. i doubt they’re still, uh, spicy or whatever but i can’t bring myself to throw them away. just seems to me that at  a 1/3 tsp a time, even a 1 oz bottle takes a while to get through. what have you finished? (shit, not rhetorical)
• somehow/for some reason natty and i are dirtying forks at about 3x’s the rate of our other utensils, it’s normally something along the order of 1.5 to 2 forks to every say knife, and prolly more like 2.5 forks to spoons. typcially the forks works out well with plates so that the dishwasher is just about full when the forks run out. but here i sit, eating my frozen burriots with a dessert fork. weird. am i the only one this happens to? (nice)
• it seems that our old friend, and one time (literally he did it once) guest poster,  Krucoff was canned from a freelance gig for forwarding and email about the company’s interweb being down. well he’s famous now and shit, i don’t know all the ins and outs but dennis has given a pretty good set of links for the background. i dunno why i’m mentioning it, oh right, i want more traffic. but really, do i? (2 for 3)
• oh speaking of which, why have i totally fallen off of google’s radar? is it because i ran those other text ads for a while? take me back google…please? (i know a stretch)
• natty called my cell phone the other day when i was at the booze store, instead of the usual ring the piece of shit started making this disorted whine. at first i thought someone had put ona sonic youth ring tone or something, as a funny joke, but then when i tried to answer the fucking thing started feeding back like hendrix at the montery pop festival. well, it was transior feed back not tube, oh excuse me, valve, feedback. so i tried it again outside and the same thing happened. i rebooted the thing and it seems ok, for now–time for a new phone, iguess this one ’s almost 3 years old. so i guess i’ve gotten my moneys worth. it’s cheaper to switch carries than buy a new phone it seems, anyone have any comments on verizon? (shit, real question)
• vh1 is running their 3rd I love the 80’s series, and well, it’s starting to get a little bit old. i guess they’ve finally honed in on their target market–good job guys, it only took 20 years. seriously though, could they dust off some new people to provide "witty commentary"? that 6 feet under guy and the guy that was from the state were funny and all, the first 30 "i love the…" episodes. now they seem to be, err, jumping the…err, trying to out do them selves. and the donnas, christ arent’ they like 22? are there no members of bands that would be on the show, that oh i dunno might have been aware of their surroundings at the time. why do i care? actually that’s a good question, why do i care?

ok kids that’s all i got. feel free to post snippets of your own in the comments section of our fine fine online community.