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August 29th, 2005 · 3 Comments

there are 710 posts on this site–crazy shit huh. if it were taking up space or paper or something it’d be a waste..but hell it’sjust a hard drive some where.

so kids how was your weekend?

mine was ok, saturday was a bit hectic, sunday i did nothing. really pretty much nothing, we watched spiderman 2 adn sat around. it was pretty fucking great. i mean the boy is always some work, but not running out to go to some grandparent’s house or something was really nice. and i didn’t do any house work either, oh sure there are pet hair tumbleweeds, but i just left them. that’s right, i needed a break.

in keeping with my non linear time posting style, i’ll now jump back to saturday night. you with me? good, i knew you could do it.

so we agreed to meet natasha’s mom at a cuban resturant in some town called burtonsville–which was a completely stupid ass thing to do. the reservation was for 8 pm. and the captain, well he peaks in fussyness from about 7 - 9 pm. so there’s nothing more fun that strapping him in to a big hunk of molded plastic and driving around with him screaming for 45 mins.  oh that was fun. however the food was pretty good, and the place was pretty nice. but then back in to the car for the screamfest. oh yes i know, usually kids like riding in the car…not this time. but oh well, we survived.

after we got home, i had some weird surge of energy, so rather than going to sleep, which would have been smart, i stayed up. flipping through the channels i saw some interesting shit. liek the show cheaters for example. i didn’t even know it existed i learned that the host was stabbed on the show one time (thanks vh1’s 100 most shocking reality TV moments!!).  i really can’t believe what’s on TV now. well anyway this episode featured a pretty dorky dood who suspected that his living gf was cheating on him. so the cheaters "investigators" followed her around when he was out of town and lo and behold she’s getting it on with some younger dood. naturally the found this out on the first night…but then proceeded to follow her for a week or so–and then waited a while to tell the guy. that’s amusing to me. then they pulled him aside and showed him the footage, and told him that the chick and her bang boy were together…adn they could go confront them…right NOW!… so he piles in to this van and they go over to this park where the chick is with the other guy. then like 90 guys get out of 3 vans and thtey rush over to the couple and all hell breaks loose. one guy pushes the other into a fountain, and then naturally, the younger lover guy tears off his shirt and yells "you want a piece of me?". brilliant.

then they cut to the van ride home where the chick is trying to tell the guy that she was just screwing around and it would never happen again. oh i love the USA.

err, i dont’ think i really have much else to say..sorry. no wonder i’ve gotten to 710 posts.

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3 responses so far ↓

  • 1 AnonymousCoworker // Aug 29, 2005 at 4:09 pm

    If I notice Cheaters is on I’ll always watch it and then feel depressed at the end of the show. It used to be the same with Springer.

  • 2 jsargevt // Sep 2, 2005 at 12:57 pm

    Don’t you have a TiVo?

    flipping through the channels

    Don’t you know that if you own a tivo that channel flipping is verboten?

    Just tell it to record modern marvels or some cooking shows so you can have something to watch when nothing is on. At least if you spend an hour watching the tube you can get some random information regarding technology or cooking. Then you can impress your friends with even more useless knowledge (since we all know that a philosophy degree is nothing but useless knowledge).

    jsarge

  • 3 jefke // Sep 2, 2005 at 1:14 pm

    christ, you’re totally right, i never even looked that the tivo list. old habits die hard i guess