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so there have been some questions about the monster post…some loose ends that i didnt’ tie up and such. so…

• Q: Henry?
• A: he’s fine. i took him to the vet for some sort of clotting test on wednesday. 101 dollars later we find out that apparently he ingested some of the poison, b/c his blood is not clotting as fast as it should. so now he’s on vitamin (that VITT-a-min to you limeys) K for a month. all in all my little “leave this block of rat poison over here” move has cost me 200 dollars. wonderful.
• Q: where did ‘nathan’ come from?
• A: well if you dont’ know by now, i suggest you google “where babies come from’ or perhaps ‘what is sex’, and then ‘triple fisting squirt mongers’ and you should get a pretty good idea. oh run that last one in google images. no no, i jest, the name just hit me about err 3 weeks a go now, not sure where it came from. i don’t know any nathan’s personally, well i do know, but didn’t then. i guess it was jeebus slipping me some names.
• Q: what happened after the birth?
• A: well we went to a room on the ‘mother baby’ floor, and for the next 2 days various hosptial staff came in every 1.73 hrs to ensure that baby and we did not get any REM sleep. after some hassle we were discharged on tuesday afternoon. then we came home.
• Q: what’s next?
• A: well, i took last week off. and man was i tired, not so much from waking up every 2 hrs each night, but running around doing the mr. mom for the week. i’m working parttime this week and should be back up to speed next week. but hell what do i know.
• Q: what’s with the bulleted list, it looks stupid?
• A: yeah i agree, but i don’t have the energy to fix it.