as we were leaving for lunch today a woman in the client’s parking lot was chasing a baby bunny–apparenlty he got in to the parking lot and was in danger of being squashed. my client contact ended up catching the little guy and we put him in a box. the lady was going to take him to the animal hospital up the road, he was tiny…but super fast. he was a cutie (the bunny not my client contact…we he’s alright) all i could think of was what henry would have done to the little guy if he had been in our yard. i hope he finds a home…run away bunny
May 25th, 2005 · 10 Comments
as we were leaving for lunch today a woman in the client’s parking lot was chasing a baby bunny–apparenlty he got in to the parking lot and was in danger of being squashed. my client contact ended up catching the little guy and we put him in a box. the lady was going to take him to the animal hospital up the road, he was tiny…but super fast. he was a cutie (the bunny not my client contact…we he’s alright) all i could think of was what henry would have done to the little guy if he had been in our yard. i hope he finds a home…Tags: jefke's world
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1 Don // May 25, 2005 at 11:46 pm
See, the camera phone was a good thing here.
I didn’t know you were away hunting wabbits. And here I thought you were working.
2 B // May 26, 2005 at 12:16 pm
Stew for dinner!
3 Natty // May 26, 2005 at 1:21 pm
Ooh, that little bunny is soooo cute!! So glad that you were helping to rescue him/her. Brendan can go to hell- not a funny joke.
4 Jenni // May 26, 2005 at 5:29 pm
I caught one smaller than that in the alley behind my dad’s house once. When I picked it up (with gloves on), it had a heart attack ( I think - it’s heart was POUNDING) and died. Nice story, huh?
Oh well. I rescued a frog from our pool today, and he didn’t die.
5 Don // May 26, 2005 at 9:43 pm
That rabbit looks like a jack rabbit. Jeff, are you up to date with your rabies shots?
6 B // May 27, 2005 at 3:41 am
Joke?
BTW, a heart-attack is a chef’s preferred way to kill a rabbit. Bullets or knives puncture the skin allowing for too much blood loss. A non-sanguine death leaves all the blood in the body letting it cook into the meat, adding a nutritional and succulent flavor as the carcass stews in its own juices. Mmmm.
This is the main reason why Elmer Fudd never actually shoots Bugs Bunny: he is trying to scare him to death with close calls in the hopes of savoring every last drop of him. Much like the way they terrify monkeys in the Orient before eating their brains. An excited monkey is a cerebrally lubricated monkee that secretes a specially spicy brain sauce.
7 Don // May 27, 2005 at 8:38 am
So how do they force a heart attack?
8 jefke // May 27, 2005 at 8:39 am
Jenni–if there every was a jefke.com style story, that is it
Don-i never actually touched the little bugger
B-where the hell do you come up with this shit? I take it that the booze induced skin disease has cleared up?
9 dave // May 27, 2005 at 11:06 am
They induce the heart-attack by forcing it to live on bacon and cheez for 12-15 years. It’s a prolonged death but the results are so, so sweet. this is also why Hasenpfeffer rivals Kobe beef and blow fish as one of the more expensive delicacies.
10 Don // May 27, 2005 at 2:13 pm
How come I’m not dead from living on bacon and cheese for 15 years yet?