so last night natty’s mom took us to a local fancy pants resturant, it was very nice of her. orginally her mom told me to wear a sport coat–as well, it’s a fancy pants place. now, i don’t own a sports coat, or jacket or whatever, i do have a cheesy blazer i had to buy for my sister’s wedding, but ever since my mom made me wear a blazer, wool "slacks" and penny loafers in 5th grade to the xmas concert, well i’ve not been too keen on that get up.
i looked on line to see if i really did need to wear some sort of jacket, and indeed i did. so what to do? bust out the wedding suit, that’s what. well, it was great in theory, but as i have oft mentioned, the jefke has put on a little pregnancy weight (i’d say in the order of 10 pounds) which has be evenly distributed to 1) my double chin, 2) my tits and 3) my waist. 3.33 pound to each area. luvly
and yes i do think it’s preganacy weight, well or the fact that i’m getting near the release of jefke ver 3.2 and my metabolism has slowed to the rate of a sloth, or sea turtle or something. so it’s a combo of those 2 i bet.
so anyway, i dusted off the wedding suit with plans of wearing it sans crevette, or tie, or whatever. so i ironed the pants, and with great trepidation, i put them on, and went to fasten them. man. so after sucking in the gut, i could indeed get them fastened, but is wasn’t very comfy, not at all. i guess what doesn’t help is that i bought the suit when i had been working out 5 days a week for 8 months, back in the day. so really i mean what did i expect. In the end though, what was i to do, could i mix and match pants and jacket–would i get my ass kicked by the maitre’d?
and naturally since this was 20 mins before we had to leave, i couldn’t go get the pants altered–actually can they do that? cna they make pants bigger, somehow?
the obvious answer is of course for me to get into shape. though at the same time, i guess it’s natural for a guy to get bit bigger as he gets older..right, i mean since i was in high school i’ve put on 2 inches to my waist. that’s not too bad…
so i wore them, and by god it helped my posture, the kicker is, we got to the resturant and it had some people there, and all the guys were in suits with ties, i assume then got there straight from work, so i felt underdressed. but by the time we left, there were chumpasses coming in with jeans on and their shirts untucked. fuckers.
well thank god inflated the exercise ball the other day and have successfully completed 2 sessions of sit up/crunches this week. so now if i just stop eating, and drinking, and get my heart rate up. i might actually loose some weight, and inches from the gut region. maybe.
good times, good times.
13 responses so far ↓
1 Don // Apr 28, 2005 at 11:36 am
You can have the pants altered to give you more room. They can let out the waist, seat and crotch if you need it. Take it to your local tailor shop and they’ll hook you up.
2 Don // Apr 28, 2005 at 11:36 am
BTW > can wee see pics of these new TITS you’re growing? This could be the new porn section of the site you’ve been talking about.
3 rcg // Apr 28, 2005 at 12:04 pm
“crevette” means “shrimp”.
“cravate” is what you were looking for.
4 jefke // Apr 28, 2005 at 1:34 pm
well i wasn’t going to have shrimp either
why i try with the french, i’ll never know
good shit,
5 Natty // Apr 28, 2005 at 1:51 pm
Jefke is somethimes very critical of himself. He has no boobs and no double chin. He’s still a small guy and very cute. My boobs, on the other hand, have gotten bigger since this whole pregnancy thing got started, but I guess that’s to be expected.
6 rcg // Apr 28, 2005 at 3:47 pm
OK, so pictures of Natty’s boobs then.
7 jefke // Apr 28, 2005 at 5:30 pm
you had to see that coming.
8 rud // Apr 28, 2005 at 5:30 pm
If we indeed are going to see some freshly-grown earth boobs, then i sure hope they’ll be to the same high standard as the original one, meaning *with* realistically off-center and oversized aureole.
9 jefke // Apr 28, 2005 at 5:59 pm
oh i meant to mention that, i’m afraid the lawn boob might have to get a boob job, as can’t get the mower in the the corner by the fence…i’m thinking it’ll be more of a square flower bed. not that i want the boob jokes to go away or anything.
10 Natty // Apr 28, 2005 at 6:00 pm
Hmm, if you’re talking to me, Jefke, I actually did not see that one coming. I forget that this is mostly boys, whereas I spend most of my time in classes with girls. The nursing school-prgnancy combo makes you much less shy about all bodily things. Maybe we’ll put a booby picture up, but charge $5 to link through. We can put the $5 or $10 we make off of that into a trust fund for the baby.
11 rcg // Apr 28, 2005 at 6:23 pm
Five dollars! Sign me up.
Accepting Canadian at par, I assume…
12 jefke // Apr 28, 2005 at 6:44 pm
hmm cormac’s coming in to town this weekend, he just so happens to have expertise in, er paid content distribution…
13 Don // Apr 29, 2005 at 9:57 am
I’ll send pics of my boobs if you charge $5 a pop for people to see them too. I want 50% of the profits!