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March 29th, 2005 · 5 Comments

I saw that cormac took this test and was a fighter, seems my shift nature has me as a thief









Thief
You scored 10 Holy, 68 Tactful, 80 Natural, and 30 Arcane!
You are the master of tact and guile. So much so that you rely upon little else to get you through this world. What good is a sword if you can’t find your target? What good is a spell when your spell book is missing? These are questions the unfortunate ones that arouse your ire end up pondering moments before you do something horrific and irreparable to them. You are probably the best planner/schemer in your group, but unfortunately, nobody has listened to you since that time your plan involved not telling the barbarian about the pit-trap so that the villain would think his plan had worked and come out of hiding (even though Rothgar or whatever his name is was fine after a week’s rest and the villain DID come out of hiding… geez). People get a rubbed the wrong way when you start (inevitably) thinking of them as pieces on a chess board.







My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:



















You scored higher than 2% on Godliness





You scored higher than 90% on Tact





You scored higher than 75% on Harmony





You scored higher than 20% on Arcane

Link: The Which D & D Class am I Test written by effataigus on Ok Cupid

Tags: geekisms

5 responses so far ↓

  • 1 B // Mar 30, 2005 at 6:14 am

    Wizard: 20 holy, 90 tactful, 87 natural, 90 arcane. “You are among the best choices of leaders, though you are often a bit uninspiring to those that don’t know you well, and so you rarely end up as one.” Well, that’s the most accurate personality test I’ve taken in a very long time.

  • 2 rcg // Mar 30, 2005 at 9:15 am

    Ranger, 50 holy, 72 tactful, 50 natural, 27 arcane.

    The blurb said something about being a philanthropist and misanthrope simultaneously. Like wanting to help out but being a little too disgusted with humanity to help out in any involved way. A recluse, like, who does the dishes when no one is looking.

    I like it. I do, after all, have the blood of the Dunedain coursing through my veins…

  • 3 rud // Mar 30, 2005 at 7:08 pm

    Wash ‘n scrub the damned dishes, rcg? I think not. We had a dishwasher as I recall, and besides, nobody could get Natty out from behind the sink anyhoo.

  • 4 rud // Mar 30, 2005 at 7:25 pm

    Correction: she was also in the bathroom sometimes. ;)
    Ranger
    40 Holy, 49 Tactful, 72 Natural, and 50 Arcane. Geez, you can take a kid off the phish tour, but you can’t…

    Now how do i get these arcane powers up and runningto combat the Emperor’s Green Jade Ring of Power?

  • 5 Natty // Mar 31, 2005 at 5:49 pm

    Psionicist
    You scored 32 Holy, 57 Tactful, 67 Natural, and 65 Arcane!

    You have taught reality that your desires are more important than it’s fickle laws (or you can, rather). You are one of the rare psionicists, the masters of mind over matter. Your approach to problems is a rare blend of intuition, force of personality, and careful planning. You’re all right in a fight, but can really hold your own only once you’ve stacked the laws of this universe on your side. Thankfully, with practice, you can do this with ease.

    I think that Jefke already knew this when he agreed to marry me- haha!

    Now, about the dishes, well let’s just say that I have very high standards- I never did like remnants of the previous meal in the pot or on the dish. Is that so terrible?