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wow, i can’t believe i forgot this shit…funny how it comes to me after i have opened a beer…hmmm…connect the dots.

so natty was upstairs last nigth during our usual post dinner watch tivo’d tv time. so there i was, left to my own devices…i was totally lost. i pondered playing halo, but felt too lazy. so i actually flipped around looking for some stuff to watch…

so i tried watching the sports illustrated next top model rip off i mean, on paper it looks great, chicks and shit. but i could only suffer though about 4 minutes of it. they were doing some beach shoot, and this Production assistant guy was yelling at all the women in this overly done gay accent (you know what i mean), it was too much

(i’m copying wawa with the whole images thing)

so anyway the guy was overly obnoxious and the chicks were overly giggly and well as much of a dirtbag as i am, i’d rather just stream porn than listen to these chicks backstab each other. one interesting moment came when one of the judges basically tore in to everyone of the chicks and even pointed out one chick’s implant scars…hmm maybe this is closer to porn than i thought. the guy was brutal, "what do you call those things? thighs–i don’t want to see thighs or anything jiggling around…this is sports illustrated" and cue the 14k new cases of boliema…

so then i flipped around and ended up on Vh1’s strange love. man, now who doesn’t love the flava? i mean really now. but brigette nealson? ok so she was married to mark gastenu and shit but come on, i really can’t tell if this is all a set up either. the concept is just weird though. do i really want to picture these 2 having sex?

i dunno, maybe it’s just me. oh i’m sure i’ll keep watching. they showed previews of them going to flav’s mother’s house in queens or somewhere, and he got mad at his 9 kids and was flipping tables and shit. that i’d like to see.

so finally i settled in on vh1 classics and ‘we are the 80’s’.  can’t go wrong with some shock the monkey and howard jones.

after some southpark we watched some of mel brook’s "History of The World Part 1" which i hadn’t seen since i was like 11 or so.  man, that shit was sorta riske–no wonder i’m such a dirtbag. i do feel like they spent too much time in the roman period but hell, what do i know. 

wow this is going no where…fast.

end it. end it now.