Jefke.com

i seem to have a pre/post theme going here.

well kids, the response to the whole I’M HAVING A BABY thing was a bit underwhelming, maybe people don’t read ‘below the fold’ (old wireless research term there) or perhaps it’s just a slow week b/c of the holidays, we either way, fuck you.

no i’m kidding.

i’m thinking i’ll set up a spin off blog, joanie loves chachi/joey style for the hardcore baby related details, and keep the jefke.com property pure in it’s me/i’m the center of the universe focus.  everyone says that once the little bugger arrives that there is no me anymore just the baby, so it’ll be interesting to see if there is any material for this site. i think the distinction might be me interacting with it (it pissed in my face while changing its diaper, again) and then all the mushy "he/she took her first steps" shit will be on the other site.  sound good? yeah like i care what you want.

so this tsunamuiumnaiami shit–fucking crazy. and then there’s the killer (not in a good way) rain storms in Cali, and earth quakes in australia–the end is neigh mutherfuckers, 2005 is the new 2000 and the disaster seems to be of the natural kind not due to computers. i’m worried that some stranger will show up to ‘help out’ with the baby preparations, all ‘the seventh sign’ style.

lets seen in other news, as my life as a freewheeling technology/gadget loving bachelor is soon coming to an end, er well you know what i mean, and under intense pressure from ex co-worker don, i have decided to squander all my xmas money on xbox live related gadgetry. all so he and i can play halo 2 3 times on line and decide that it’s boring getting our asses kicked by 11 year olds.  hopefully i can at least swear at them better than they can swear at me. it’s been something that i’ve been toying with (ha, punny) for a while now, i guess i just wanted to pull the trigger (wow 2!) and get it over with.  thus i am introducing yet another wireless device to my network-which is pretty cool, it’s amusing to set up this complex network of devices for a house that is 30 feet long and 4 feet wide.  it actually works out well, as i have switched dsl providers (can you hear me now?) to verizon, and doubled my upstream speed for 10 bucks less a month. contrary to jefke protocol, the installation actually worked (i just had to rewire a jack) and rumor has it that they’re going to be running fiber optic to the curb sometime soon, so then i’ll be able to jack directly in the interweb. that’ll be cool.

ok kids i’m off to work, talk to you soon.