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that’s the number of pounds of shit i hauled and dumped as the, uh dump this weekend. ‘oh you’re making that up, jefke’–am not, i have documentation. that’s 5900 pounds loaded in to the uhaul pickup truck (i’ll get to that in a minute) and 5900 pounds thrown off the uhaul pickup truck at [...]

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it’s true
i love models- the smaller the better.
it seems that the owners of the company which employs me are planning to upscale the operation and build an office building–that’s right, not rent, not buy a building, but build a building. why? i actually don’t know. while our current digs are not swank, they’re [...]

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dat’s right, i’m famous-and shit.
ok well not really–ok not at all. but yesterday i did email Jeff Kay, the man behind the west virginia surf report asking when bourbon season offically starts–and while he didn’t answer me directly, he answered it in his post.
And speaking of cool weather, a few people have asked me [...]

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