bathing suit shopping. or rather , accompanying a woman baithing suit shopping. quite literally a no win situation….
i think this makes my butt look big…do you? –don’t bother, son. there is no way to answer that and not shoot yourself in the foot.
Which is top is better…this one has more support and creates more clevage…hmm well that depends if i’m thinking like a single guy or the husband of a woman that is being checked out by all the single guys.
Isn’t this cute? what the fuck makes you think i would use the word cute to describe anything, well other than the gay register guy, or the 19 year old girl controlling the dressing rooms.
I love this one, isn’t this fun–don’t you love shopping together
bite your tounge bite your tounge.
it’s only 36 dollars for the botton, and 19 for the top WTF for less than one square foot of fabric? jesus.
but i survived, i did like the second glances from the mothers that were waiting in line with their teenage daughters when i got to come out of the dressing room with natty. that’s right westport mom, we were banging in there, very very quietly…and your daughter is next!
it’s been about 6-8 months since i have been back up here to CT, and i think i had sort of forgotten how things are here. seeing a guy that may or maynot have been bruce willis in a ferrari at the carvel…the woman with the 100k bmw 745i (nouveau riche…) with the vanity plate “toy bmw”…the fat teen age girls with their guts haning out of their 300 designer tee shirts…
ah paradise.
4 responses so far ↓
1 jefke // May 30, 2004 at 10:12 pm
testies, testies…1..2…3?
2 Natty // May 31, 2004 at 1:27 pm
Hmm, I suppose I don’t even know where to begin. Sometimes you’re just not so very nice- not a very nice way to present your wife to the world.
3 B // May 31, 2004 at 7:44 pm
Whenever I’m in that situation - trapped in the changing stall with my wife like a bikini rack - I just keep expressing doubts and alternate opinions about previously tried outfits. That way, she has to keep retrying them and I get to see her naked a lot. Plus, it means I’m sitting down, holding the various bathing suits out for her to try. Usually shopping with her is a marathon, so I’m really glad to be able to sit at all. Her stripping and dressing exercise usually tires her out quickly, so we can then go home.
4 Jimmy // Jun 2, 2004 at 9:49 am
“I think they both look nice.”
Practice saying that simple phrase.