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wow, what a weekend.
we left the fort, really we actually went somewhere–it was crazy…
friday we went to a baseball game, i know, sporting events–bet you didn’t see that coming.
The orioles were playing the toronto bluejays..(not quebes but might as well have been). It was pouring rain about 30 mins before game time, [...]

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so inspite of our plush baltimore city zip code, we seem to have a fair amount of urban wildlife activity…
1) there was the whole rat bastard thing…
2) and the mouse in the house thing…
3) yesterday afternoon, two cats, which i assume to be strays were bickering and ran up the tree in teh maestro’s yard, [...]

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the jefke gets some disturbing news from the doctor….
…..”cholesterol is 212? what the fuck? i can’t eat onion rings and egg crossandwiches everyday anymore? this sucks!”
tune in to find out how he handles this devestating news….
yep, that’s right, the free ride is over. for almost 31 years, i have been thumbing my nose at the [...]

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at your age, i had a leather jacked, combat boots, half if my head shaved, i listend to neo classical anti establishment punk rock (both east and west coast), was often caught quoting lyrics about demons and astro zombies, and contemplated making out with my band mates as [...]

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