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November 25th, 2003 · 8 Comments

it’s my site, if i want to delete posts, i can

Tags: rants

8 responses so far ↓

  • 1 B // Nov 25, 2003 at 3:03 pm

    There is no such thing as the perfect crime. You may have deleted the post, but you had to replace it with another one! And so this new post, so proudly proclaiming your mastery, just as loudly announces your secret past. A past, may I add, of which I was able to catch a glimpse. And like the primally repressed I eternally return to haunt your present! Hear Ye, Hear Ye at jefke.com: JEFKE LIKES MICHAEL BOLTON. HE LIKES TO LISTEN TO YIMMI THE WONDER GREEK WHILE FONDLING HIMSELF, STARING OUT THE WINDOW AT HIS NEIGHBOR’S 15-YEAR-OLD BOY.

  • 2 jefke // Nov 25, 2003 at 3:50 pm

    man we should get some good traffic off of this that comment.

  • 3 B // Nov 25, 2003 at 4:00 pm

    Actually, what happened there, jefke? Was Amazon really showing other people a false wish list with your name on it? I double checked. Your name was clearly evident on the top of the page. And good ole Mona Lisa Smile Bolton was right beneath it. What the hell would you do if people started buying that crap and sending it to your house, thinking that was what you actually wanted?

  • 4 Don // Nov 25, 2003 at 4:00 pm

    Damn, I missed it. I guess I shouldn’t work so hard. I knew I should have spent more time reading jefke’s blog!

    DAMN! DAMN! DAMN!

  • 5 jefke // Nov 25, 2003 at 5:07 pm

    b:

    natty was fucking around with the wish list, i had forgotten that i am logged in by default at home. I prolly would have just left it, but she was snorting so much whilst laughing on the phone that i had to delete the whole thing to regain my composure.

    Don: Well you should have looked during one of your study breaks, mr. sql test…

  • 6 B // Nov 25, 2003 at 5:36 pm

    REGAIN composure? When exactly were you composed? And what, may I ask, were you composed of?

  • 7 B // Nov 25, 2003 at 8:29 pm

    http://pixyland.org/peterpan/

  • 8 Natty // Nov 26, 2003 at 12:39 pm

    Jefke, I didn’t get to your amazon wish list the way you think I did. And it was pretty funny, at least to me. And look at how much conversation it is stirring up.