Truly remarkable. A guy lays out every intimate detail of his personal life and posts it on the largest bilboard in human history. Then he is surprised that one of the few people in the world who even knows that he exists bothers to look him up. That’s the difference here at jefke.com. jefke too is, like the fellow in the snapshot, rather little, somewhat pasty. But lo! Our jefke is… different. We jefken do not fear our mothers. Or, at least, we do not underestimate them. Hey jefke, did you know my mom’s name is Lillian too? Hi mom! She loves her new cable connection.
Does jefke write for The Onion? I could swear that was one of those “A guy I know …” stories that somebody would tell — which is really about themselves.
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1 B // Nov 13, 2003 at 1:23 pm
Truly remarkable. A guy lays out every intimate detail of his personal life and posts it on the largest bilboard in human history. Then he is surprised that one of the few people in the world who even knows that he exists bothers to look him up. That’s the difference here at jefke.com. jefke too is, like the fellow in the snapshot, rather little, somewhat pasty. But lo! Our jefke is… different. We jefken do not fear our mothers. Or, at least, we do not underestimate them. Hey jefke, did you know my mom’s name is Lillian too? Hi mom! She loves her new cable connection.
2 Wawa // Nov 13, 2003 at 2:39 pm
Man, if my folks ever found out about my blog, they would ground me for sure. Certainly cut my allowance.
3 Don // Nov 13, 2003 at 8:28 pm
Does jefke write for The Onion? I could swear that was one of those “A guy I know …” stories that somebody would tell — which is really about themselves.