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July 31st, 2003 · 7 Comments

Well here’s another one for the “i never said that i’d never do that” list. fantasy football. oh yeah, that’s right, i’ve joined interoffice fantasy football leauge….oh sure, i spent a lot of time saying “i don’t understand why anyone would play that”…I even made a few cracks about how people would rush to get home or take a day off for the draft days…but lo and behold here we are, I’ve succumbed to peer pressure and joined up….do i know anything about this shit? no of course not. but it’s webbased, so i’m sure i’ll come to love it.

i think there is a “quick pick” feature that will just create my team for me. that’ll save some time and effort.

i’ll let you know now it goes.

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7 responses so far ↓

  • 1 Natty // Aug 1, 2003 at 11:45 am

    Well now you’ve done it- the divorce papers are in the mail. No football in my life, sorry. It is perhaps the silliest sport ever and a most blatant representation of homosexual repression. Grown men in very tight lycra pants all jumping on top of one another and grabbing each others’ behinds. I much prefer gay men who are out (and dressed much more tastefully) than the good ole’ american meathead type, trying to prove his machismo (all while slapping the asses of men in purple and turquoise hot pants).

  • 2 jefke // Aug 1, 2003 at 2:10 pm

    uh, this is all done on computers, i dunno anything about lycra, ‘cept it makes me look good whilst in step areobics class.

  • 3 Don // Aug 1, 2003 at 2:51 pm

    Jeff in a step aerobics class. { removing image from mind }

  • 4 rcg // Aug 2, 2003 at 10:39 am

    Jeff, I once went with the auto-draft strategy you plan to do. Came in dead last. Kept defending my “hands-off” managerial approach, thinking things would eventually turn around. They did not.

    So you’re going to be smoked. Mind you, that beats putting effort into a sport you have no love for and as much knowledge of.

    The only fantasy doolie worth doing is the Final Four hoops tournament. You choose all variables in one shot, and let them ride. Kind of like a pick-six lottery/superball or whatever you guys have down there. Up here we call it 6/49.

    That’s “six-quarante-neuf”.

  • 5 Jimmy // Aug 6, 2003 at 10:52 am

    Buy one of the many (if I were jefke I would say myriad) of fantasy football magazines available at your local giant bookstore chain. They’ll have rankings overall and by position.

    Go football!

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  • 7 jill // Dec 14, 2003 at 5:34 pm

    Jeff, I once went with the auto-draft strategy you plan to do. Came in dead last. Kept defending my “hands-off” managerial approach, thinking things would eventually turn around. They did not.

    So you’re going to be smoked. Mind you, that beats putting effort into a sport you have no love for and as much knowledge of.

    The only fantasy doolie worth doing is the Final Four hoops tournament. You choose all variables in one shot, and let them ride. Kind of like a pick-six lottery/superball or whatever you guys have down there. Up here we call it 6/49.

    That’s “six-quarante-neuf”