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i think that says it all, i’ve got nothing special to say tonite. but it’s been a while since i posted and hell, if warren can post 19 things a day, then i can come up with one. granted, i have yet to exploit the mock interview, insert yourself in to humorous situation-make it seem like you’re there, blah blah model, so i guess i have an excuse.

So Natty is taking a nutrition class to prepare for her nursing schooling, and as part of the class she has to log everything she eats in to this totally awkward program and then look at a series of reports. Now, to be clear natty eats pretty darn well, always with the stupid fruits and veggies, and not even fried or anything. I think to make herself feel even better about her perfect nutritional scores she has started a profile for yours truly. Today, I kicked ass in my water in take and my iron, but was sadly lacking was pretty much every single vitamin and nutrient. i’m happy to see that my martini goes under the “other” column along with one’s caffine intake. it appears that booze and caffine are like accepted things that hurt you and don’t have any value.

i’ll have to see if i can export some data or graphs or something, it think it’ll be pretty amusing to see how much we differ in our eating habits. hopefully i’ll either get some contract work or get a real job so i can start buying booze and dining out again, i’m sure this thing’ll love chicken wings and gallons of beer.

tonite i was told that the bush administration has a fully formulated plan to invade cuba. now i don’t know much about cuba, well outside of the Godfather 2 and the buena vista social club, oh and that everyone has health care and can read and shit. now, i see no reason to invade cuba, hell, let then just do their thing, EXCEPT for the classic cars, as near as i can tell it’s like a time warp into the 50’s for cars, i’d love to have the delta force roll in and liberate me a ‘57 chevy, i could import it for like 6 bucks US and give it my dad for his 60′th birthday next year. we could get cases of olympia beer and smoke lucky strikes and cruise for chicks and get into fights. yeah. ok fuck it, lets invade cuba, what the hell, is russia gonna stand up for them, or is che gonna rise from the dead and fight for them, then see all the tee shirts with his face on them worn by kids in rich white america suburbs and then drop dead from disgust. let’s do it, lets give jefke an opp to bond with his pop. are you with me people?