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May 29th, 2003 · 3 Comments

from a funny beer site:

Stella Artois
Even though I have no idea where Belgium is, they brew a fine beer. I imagine this so-called Belgium being a magical place where the waterfalls flow this fantastic beverage and topless blonde ladies dance in wooden shoes to some sort of flute music. If I have one more Stella Artois, I may have to go have sex with a soft melon immediately or I won’t ever be able to get to sleep tonight.

Rating: Boner.

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3 responses so far ↓

  • 1 Clay // May 29, 2003 at 2:42 pm

    This excerpt made me laugh out loud…he had me at, “soft melon.”

  • 2 jefke // May 30, 2003 at 10:35 am

    i like this one too…

    Ballantine Ale
    Bitter from the beginning, with one mean fucking aftertaste, this would be a perfect beverage to serve the divorced, alcoholic ex-convicts at your next dinner party. This is the kind of ale that hangs out near the pool table, grabbing asses and threatening little people to fight.

    Rating: Drinkable.

    the veneriable ballentines pounder was the exlir of my commute between CT and NYC for 3 months. 2 pounders in sleezy sackes on the way home each nite, got me in bed by 9 so i could get up at 5 and do it all over again. ahh the memories.

  • 3 Clay // May 30, 2003 at 10:57 am

    The Worthy Ballantines got me thru highschool…and beyond.