Sorry i’ve been so lax with the updates, i’ve been busy/lazy, but here’s an IM gem to tide you over (the names have been changed to protect the innocent):
Context: what jefke has to offer a company that might hire me:
Friend(2:11:56 PM): you’re a know it all that doesn’t know anything basically?
me (2:12:04 PM): lol
me (2:12:16 PM): man, if there’s ever been a good description of me, that is it